{"id":9711,"date":"2012-05-11T00:08:37","date_gmt":"2012-05-10T22:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=9711"},"modified":"2012-05-12T12:48:31","modified_gmt":"2012-05-12T10:48:31","slug":"jadore-les-departs-en-vacances","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=9711","title":{"rendered":"J&rsquo;adore les d\u00e9parts en vacances&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"wpsocialite social-buttons large\"><\/ul><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/P1230695-1_72.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9712\" title=\"P1230695-1_72\" src=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/P1230695-1_72.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"366\" height=\"550\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/P1230695-1_72.jpg 366w, https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/P1230695-1_72-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 366px) 100vw, 366px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8230; L&rsquo;excitation pr\u00e9figurant la d\u00e9couverte d&rsquo;un ailleurs inconnu et plein de promesses. Je hais les d\u00e9parts en vacances ! Ce stress qui les pr\u00e9c\u00e8dent malgr\u00e9 les planifications, les anticipations et les ablutions. J&rsquo;adore les d\u00e9parts en vacances ! Regarder le temps qu&rsquo;il fait l\u00e0-bas, se r\u00e9jouir des temp\u00e9ratures estivales qu&rsquo;il y r\u00e8gne et faire remonter \u00e0 la surface son maillot de bain ou ses chemises \u00e0 manches courtes&#8230; Je d\u00e9teste les d\u00e9parts en vacances ! Et cet encha\u00eenement d&rsquo;actions incontournables, tel un rite initiatique : clore les dossiers \u00e0 la va-vite pour partir l&rsquo;esprit libre, finir les restes dans le frigidaire pour ne pas g\u00e2cher, mettre un peu d&rsquo;ordre chez soi pour une raison absurde puisque personne n&rsquo;en profitera, vider les poubelles pour \u00e9viter l&rsquo;asphyxie au retour, arroser les plantes pour qu&rsquo;elles survivent \u00e0 notre absence, prier pour les poissons rouges qui heureusement auront tout oubli\u00e9 dans 3 secondes et 42 centi\u00e8mes. J&rsquo;adore les d\u00e9parts en vacances ! Se plonger dans les guides, surligner les lieux \u00e0 ne surtout pas omettre, s&rsquo;impr\u00e9gner de la culture, se programmer quelques journ\u00e9es pr\u00e9cis\u00e9ment&#8230; Je d\u00e9teste les d\u00e9parts en vacances ! Ces derni\u00e8res minutes o\u00f9 l&rsquo;on se repasse sa valise en acc\u00e9l\u00e9r\u00e9 en \u00e9tant persuad\u00e9 d&rsquo;avoir oubli\u00e9 quelque chose d&rsquo;important puis, le d\u00e9part approchant, en relativisant : \u00ab\u00a0t&rsquo;as ton passeport, ton billet et une carte de cr\u00e9dit, c&rsquo;est le principal !\u00a0\u00bb&#8230; O\u00f9 l&rsquo;on ferme la porte \u00e0 cl\u00e9 que l&rsquo;on range bien au fond du sac, o\u00f9 l&rsquo;on court inutilement apr\u00e8s un bus dont l&rsquo;arr\u00eat a \u00e9t\u00e9 d\u00e9plac\u00e9 pour cause de travaux, que ce dernier se trouve immobilis\u00e9 plusieurs minutes interminables car un chauffeur de camion a d\u00e9cid\u00e9, justement ce jour-l\u00e0 o\u00f9 l&rsquo;on a un avion \u00e0 prendre, d&rsquo;essayer de passer sous un pont trop bas pour lui ! J&rsquo;adore les d\u00e9parts en vacances ! Lorsque l&rsquo;on arrive \u00e0 l&rsquo;a\u00e9roport, puis au comptoir de la compagnie a\u00e9rienne, que l&rsquo;on se d\u00e9leste de nos sacs forc\u00e9ment trop remplis, que l&rsquo;on nous d\u00e9livre notre carte d&#8217;embarquement en nous souhaitant \u00ab\u00a0bon voyage\u00a0\u00bb et que l&rsquo;on se pose enfin en attendant le d\u00e9collage&#8230; La pression retombe, le pr\u00e9sent s&rsquo;efface, et si le corps est encore l\u00e0, la t\u00eate est d\u00e9j\u00e0 ailleurs&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"iLikeThis-9711\" class=\"iLikeThis\"><span class=\"counter\"><a onclick=\"likeThis(9711);\" class=\"image\">7<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.loucamino.com%2F%3Fp%3D9711&amp;t=J%27adore%20les%20d%C3%A9parts%20en%20vacances...\" id=\"facebook_share_both_9711\" style=\"font-size:11px; line-height:13px; font-family:'lucida grande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif; text-decoration:none; padding:2px 0 0 20px; height:16px; background:url(http:\/\/b.static.ak.fbcdn.net\/images\/share\/facebook_share_icon.gif) no-repeat top left;\">Share on Facebook<\/a><br \/>\n\t<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\t<!--\n\tvar button = document.getElementById('facebook_share_link_9711') || document.getElementById('facebook_share_icon_9711') || document.getElementById('facebook_share_both_9711') || document.getElementById('facebook_share_button_9711');\n\tif (button) {\n\t\tbutton.onclick = function(e) {\n\t\t\tvar url = this.href.replace(\/share\\.php\/, 'sharer.php');\n\t\t\twindow.open(url,'sharer','toolbar=0,status=0,width=626,height=436');\n\t\t\treturn false;\n\t\t}\n\t\n\t\tif (button.id === 'facebook_share_button_9711') {\n\t\t\tbutton.onmouseover = function(){\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.color='#fff';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.borderColor = '#295582';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.backgroundColor = '#3b5998';\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\tbutton.onmouseout = function(){\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.color = '#3b5998';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.borderColor = '#d8dfea';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.backgroundColor = '#fff';\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t}\n\t}\n\t-->\n\t<\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; L&rsquo;excitation pr\u00e9figurant la d\u00e9couverte d&rsquo;un ailleurs inconnu et plein de promesses. 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