{"id":8826,"date":"2012-01-07T23:36:30","date_gmt":"2012-01-07T22:36:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=8826"},"modified":"2012-01-08T01:32:47","modified_gmt":"2012-01-08T00:32:47","slug":"mankipiss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=8826","title":{"rendered":"Mankipiss"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"wpsocialite social-buttons large\"><\/ul><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/P1410790-1-2_72.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8827\" title=\"P1410790-1-2_72\" src=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/P1410790-1-2_72.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"309\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/P1410790-1-2_72.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/P1410790-1-2_72-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A premi\u00e8re vue, tout semble normal et m\u00eame plut\u00f4t agr\u00e9able. Cinq amis remontent tranquillement la piazza Beaubourg apr\u00e8s s&rsquo;\u00eatre donn\u00e9s rendez-vous au pied d&rsquo;<em>Horizontal<\/em>, l&rsquo;immense mobile de Calder qui a r\u00e9cemment remplac\u00e9 l&rsquo;infertile pot de fleur dor\u00e9 de Reynaud, si\u00e9geant d\u00e9sormais, le fond dans l&rsquo;eau, au 6e \u00e9tage du temple d&rsquo;art contemporain de la capitale. A priori, comme \u00e7a, tout va bien donc. Car vous n&rsquo;avez que l&rsquo;image. Oh, ce n&rsquo;est pas le son des saltimbanques et autres troubadours de tous bords animant la place en journ\u00e9e qui pose probl\u00e8me. Tout est calme. Le probl\u00e8me vient d&rsquo;ailleurs et dans quelques secondes, en passant \u00e0 droite des deux myst\u00e9rieux p\u00e9riscopes, la poign\u00e9e d&rsquo;amis va y \u00eatre violemment confront\u00e9e. A l&rsquo;odeur. A cette r\u00e9pugnante odeur de vieille pisse et d&rsquo;ammoniaque qui saisit toute narine non bouch\u00e9e, et m\u00eame les plus enrhum\u00e9es, s&rsquo;avisant d&#8217;emprunter na\u00efvement le m\u00eame chemin.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A croire qu&rsquo;il est inscrit \u00ab\u00a0urinoir\u00a0\u00bb dans l&rsquo;entredeux des p\u00e9riscopes ! Le \u00ab\u00a0p&rsquo;tit coin\u00a0\u00bb de chez soi s&rsquo;exporte sans complexe \u00e0 l&rsquo;ext\u00e9rieur \u00e0 partir d&rsquo;une certaine heure et d&rsquo;un degr\u00e9 plus ou moins avanc\u00e9 d&rsquo;alcool\u00e9mie, et ce, malgr\u00e9 les pissoti\u00e8res gratuites install\u00e9es par la ville lumi\u00e8re un peu partout. Le but, pour ces m\u00e2les impatients, est-il encore de marquer leur territoire ? Le jour, sobre, passent-ils devant leurs p&rsquo;tits coins en se disant fi\u00e8rement : \u00ab\u00a0Tiens, j&rsquo;ai d\u00e9j\u00e0 piss\u00e9 l\u00e0 !\u00a0\u00bb Au m\u00eame titre que la ville s&rsquo;\u00e9chine \u00e0 effacer des graffitis ne faisant parfois de mal \u00e0 personne, n&rsquo;existe-t-il pas une formule chimique qui permettrait d&rsquo;annihiler l&rsquo;odeur d&rsquo;urine ou un r\u00e9pulsif \u00e0 pulv\u00e9riser dans les p&rsquo;tits coins potentiels pour couper court \u00e0 toute tentative de rel\u00e2chement pestilentiel ? 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Cinq amis remontent tranquillement la piazza Beaubourg apr\u00e8s s&rsquo;\u00eatre donn\u00e9s rendez-vous au pied d&rsquo;Horizontal, l&rsquo;immense mobile de Calder qui a r\u00e9cemment remplac\u00e9 l&rsquo;infertile pot de fleur dor\u00e9 de Reynaud, si\u00e9geant d\u00e9sormais, le fond dans l&rsquo;eau, au 6e \u00e9tage du temple d&rsquo;art contemporain de la capitale. 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