{"id":7445,"date":"2011-10-25T14:44:53","date_gmt":"2011-10-25T21:44:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=7445"},"modified":"2011-10-25T14:46:19","modified_gmt":"2011-10-25T21:46:19","slug":"la-fissure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=7445","title":{"rendered":"La fissure"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"wpsocialite social-buttons large\"><\/ul><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/WE-28-juin-013-1_72.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7446\" title=\"WE 28 juin 013-1_72\" src=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/WE-28-juin-013-1_72.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"368\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/WE-28-juin-013-1_72.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/WE-28-juin-013-1_72-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Chaque matin, je passe devant l&rsquo;enfilade d&rsquo;agences immobili\u00e8res de la rue voisine quasiment accol\u00e9es les unes aux autres, \u00e0 croire que tout le quartier est \u00e0 vendre. Je jette un regard discret aux annonces en les lisant partiellement &#8211; mon \u0153il est plus attir\u00e9 par les photos et les prix ind\u00e9cents qu&rsquo;ils affichent que par les descriptifs des biens pr\u00e9sent\u00e9s &#8211; et poursuit mon chemin en m&rsquo;insurgeant contre la surench\u00e8re de la pierre parisienne. Ce matin \u00e9tait diff\u00e9rent des autres. Dans mon balayage syst\u00e9matique, je tombe sur mon appartement : \u00ab\u00a0grand 3 pi\u00e8ces en duplex au dernier \u00e9tage, tr\u00e8s lumineux, s\u00e9jour cath\u00e9drale, chambre sur cour, cuisine ouverte, dans immeuble tr\u00e8s calme. Ascenseur. Pr\u00e9voir rafra\u00eechissement.\u00a0\u00bb Les photographies choisies pour illustrer le petit texte viennent prouver ce qu&rsquo;il pr\u00e9tend. Le tout est id\u00e9alement mis en valeur dans la vitrine et se d\u00e9tache assez rapidement des autres annonces du moment. Une position qui me satisfait enti\u00e8rement &#8211; j&rsquo;ai finalement compris que pour se faire remarquer, il fallait se d\u00e9marquer &#8211; et m&rsquo;incite \u00e0 croire que les visites seront nombreuses. Un raisonnement sans faille jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 ce que je r\u00e9alise avec effroi son inanit\u00e9 : je n&rsquo;ai pas mis mon appartement en vente&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"iLikeThis-7445\" class=\"iLikeThis\"><span class=\"counter\"><a onclick=\"likeThis(7445);\" class=\"image\">11<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.loucamino.com%2F%3Fp%3D7445&amp;t=La%20fissure\" id=\"facebook_share_both_7445\" style=\"font-size:11px; line-height:13px; font-family:'lucida grande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif; text-decoration:none; padding:2px 0 0 20px; height:16px; background:url(http:\/\/b.static.ak.fbcdn.net\/images\/share\/facebook_share_icon.gif) no-repeat top left;\">Share on Facebook<\/a><br \/>\n\t<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\t<!--\n\tvar button = document.getElementById('facebook_share_link_7445') || document.getElementById('facebook_share_icon_7445') || document.getElementById('facebook_share_both_7445') || document.getElementById('facebook_share_button_7445');\n\tif (button) {\n\t\tbutton.onclick = function(e) {\n\t\t\tvar url = this.href.replace(\/share\\.php\/, 'sharer.php');\n\t\t\twindow.open(url,'sharer','toolbar=0,status=0,width=626,height=436');\n\t\t\treturn false;\n\t\t}\n\t\n\t\tif (button.id === 'facebook_share_button_7445') {\n\t\t\tbutton.onmouseover = function(){\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.color='#fff';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.borderColor = '#295582';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.backgroundColor = '#3b5998';\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\tbutton.onmouseout = function(){\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.color = '#3b5998';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.borderColor = '#d8dfea';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.backgroundColor = '#fff';\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t}\n\t}\n\t-->\n\t<\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chaque matin, je passe devant l&rsquo;enfilade d&rsquo;agences immobili\u00e8res de la rue voisine quasiment accol\u00e9es les unes aux autres, \u00e0 croire que tout le quartier est \u00e0 vendre. 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