{"id":6059,"date":"2011-05-29T23:46:25","date_gmt":"2011-05-30T06:46:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=6059"},"modified":"2011-05-30T09:04:08","modified_gmt":"2011-05-30T16:04:08","slug":"mortelle-perspective","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=6059","title":{"rendered":"Mortelle perspective"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"wpsocialite social-buttons large\"><\/ul><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/DSC_1287-1_72.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6060 aligncenter\" title=\"DSC_1287-1_72\" src=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/DSC_1287-1_72.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"368\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/DSC_1287-1_72.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/DSC_1287-1_72-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00ab\u00a0Combien de fois vais-je devoir te r\u00e9p\u00e9ter de regarder devant toi quand tu marches !\u00a0\u00bb Enfant, on a tous \u00ab\u00a0vu\u00a0\u00bb cette petite phrase sortir un certain nombre de fois de la bouche de nos parents et nous arriver aux oreilles comme un \u00e9cho lointain alors que l&rsquo;on se laissait \u00e0 regarder ailleurs. Ailleurs, c&rsquo;est-\u00e0-dire pas devant soi donc. Evidemment, cela partait d&rsquo;une bonne intention :\u00a0 \u00e9viter un choc frontal avec un poteau, provoquant pleurs, bosse et remontrances &#8211; \u00ab\u00a0je t&rsquo;avais pr\u00e9venu mais tu ne m&rsquo;\u00e9coutes pas !\u00a0\u00bb &#8211; voire un \u00eatre humain, ce qui est le comble de la mauvaise \u00e9ducation &#8211; \u00ab\u00a0ces jeunes parents ne savent pas tenir leur enfant ! De mon temps&#8230;\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Bref. Parfois, je trouve qu&rsquo;il n&rsquo;y a rien de plus triste que de regarder devant soi. Les balayages syst\u00e9matiques du regard, certes potentiellement risqu\u00e9s pour notre int\u00e9grit\u00e9 corporelle, sont bien plus riches et m\u00e8nent parfois \u00e0 de dr\u00f4les de rencontres. Ce n&rsquo;est en effet pas en regardant devant moi que je serais tomb\u00e9e (ah, ah) sur ce squelette faisant la vigie sur un toit \u00e0 deux doigts d&rsquo;une ligne \u00e9lectrique&#8230; Humour d\u00e9capant invitant \u00e0 imaginer la suite : tourner autour du duo c\u00e2ble \/ corps pour forcer le point de contact virtuel et fatal, entrer en communication tr\u00e8s \u00e9troite avec notre cerveau pour qu&rsquo;il envoie quelques impulsions \u00e9lectriques bien calibr\u00e9es \u00e0 notre index, recevant ainsi l&rsquo;ordre d&rsquo;armer puis de d\u00e9clencher ! 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