{"id":5991,"date":"2011-05-25T22:51:06","date_gmt":"2011-05-26T05:51:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=5991"},"modified":"2011-05-25T22:51:06","modified_gmt":"2011-05-26T05:51:06","slug":"la-ride-fatale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=5991","title":{"rendered":"La ride fatale"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"wpsocialite social-buttons large\"><\/ul><p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Namibie__10_LC_72.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5992\" title=\"Namibie__(10)_LC_72\" src=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Namibie__10_LC_72.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"378\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Namibie__10_LC_72.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Namibie__10_LC_72-300x206.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Dis, tu ne l&rsquo;avais pas celle-l\u00e0 ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Quoi \u00ab\u00a0celle-l\u00e0\u00a0\u00bb ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Et bien, cette ride-l\u00e0 ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; O\u00f9, une ride ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; L\u00e0. Sous l&rsquo;\u0153il gauche. Bien marqu\u00e9e.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tout le monde se marre<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Il n&rsquo;y a pourtant rien de dr\u00f4le \u00e0 d\u00e9couvrir une nouvelle ride chez quelqu&rsquo;un. C&rsquo;est beau, une ride. Et il faut bien que le temps qui passe et ce qui s&rsquo;est pass\u00e9 pendant qu&rsquo;il passait laisse sa trace d&rsquo;une mani\u00e8re ou d&rsquo;une autre. Comme un miroir d\u00e9formant de nos vies, autant de stigmates de nos bonheurs, de nos douleurs, de nos tics, de nos frustrations, de nos fous rires, de notre enfermement, de nos \u00e9clats, de notre folie, et aussi, au fur et \u00e0 mesure, de la somme de tout cela. Rides montantes ou descendantes, profondes ou l\u00e9g\u00e8res, sym\u00e9triques ou pas, on les interpr\u00e8te en croisant leurs porteurs comme si on \u00e9tait un devin \u00e0 rebours. En fait, ce qui faire sourire, c&rsquo;est de r\u00e9aliser que l&rsquo;autre vieillit aussi, comme si le temps pouvait nous oublier. \u00ab\u00a0Oups, tiens, je suis pass\u00e9 \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 de celui-l\u00e0 ! Allez, hop, je lui mets tout d&rsquo;un coup ! Y a pas de raison !\u00a0\u00bb Effroi au r\u00e9veil ! Parce que le temps, on le voit plus passer sur les autres que sur soi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; J&rsquo;ai compris !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Tu as compris quoi ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; J&rsquo;ai compris d&rsquo;o\u00f9 venait cette ride.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; D&rsquo;o\u00f9 ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Quand tu fermes l&rsquo;\u0153il gauche en prenant une photo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Je la baptise \u00ab\u00a0la ride du photographe\u00a0\u00bb, asym\u00e9trique donc. Une ride prestigieuse, en fin de compte, qui va continuer \u00e0 creuser son sillon, et faire rire les voyeurs, pour mieux marquer les leurs&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"iLikeThis-5991\" class=\"iLikeThis\"><span class=\"counter\"><a onclick=\"likeThis(5991);\" class=\"image\">9<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.loucamino.com%2F%3Fp%3D5991&amp;t=La%20ride%20fatale\" id=\"facebook_share_both_5991\" style=\"font-size:11px; line-height:13px; font-family:'lucida grande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif; text-decoration:none; padding:2px 0 0 20px; height:16px; background:url(http:\/\/b.static.ak.fbcdn.net\/images\/share\/facebook_share_icon.gif) no-repeat top left;\">Share on Facebook<\/a><br \/>\n\t<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\t<!--\n\tvar button = document.getElementById('facebook_share_link_5991') || document.getElementById('facebook_share_icon_5991') || document.getElementById('facebook_share_both_5991') || document.getElementById('facebook_share_button_5991');\n\tif (button) {\n\t\tbutton.onclick = function(e) {\n\t\t\tvar url = this.href.replace(\/share\\.php\/, 'sharer.php');\n\t\t\twindow.open(url,'sharer','toolbar=0,status=0,width=626,height=436');\n\t\t\treturn false;\n\t\t}\n\t\n\t\tif (button.id === 'facebook_share_button_5991') {\n\t\t\tbutton.onmouseover = function(){\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.color='#fff';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.borderColor = '#295582';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.backgroundColor = '#3b5998';\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\tbutton.onmouseout = function(){\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.color = '#3b5998';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.borderColor = '#d8dfea';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.backgroundColor = '#fff';\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t}\n\t}\n\t-->\n\t<\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Dis, tu ne l&rsquo;avais pas celle-l\u00e0 ? &#8211; Quoi \u00ab\u00a0celle-l\u00e0\u00a0\u00bb ? &#8211; Et bien, cette ride-l\u00e0 ? &#8211; O\u00f9, une ride ? &#8211; L\u00e0. Sous l&rsquo;\u0153il gauche. Bien marqu\u00e9e. Tout le monde se marre Il n&rsquo;y a pourtant rien de dr\u00f4le \u00e0 d\u00e9couvrir une nouvelle ride chez quelqu&rsquo;un. C&rsquo;est beau, une ride. 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