{"id":21714,"date":"2018-06-05T22:40:10","date_gmt":"2018-06-05T21:40:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=21714"},"modified":"2018-06-05T22:40:30","modified_gmt":"2018-06-05T21:40:30","slug":"jvous-dis-pas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=21714","title":{"rendered":"J&rsquo;vous dis pas !"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"wpsocialite social-buttons large\"><\/ul><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/DSC6370-72.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21715 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/DSC6370-72.jpg\" alt=\"J'vous dis pas\" width=\"550\" height=\"367\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/DSC6370-72.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/DSC6370-72-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cela m&rsquo;est revenu il y a quelques jours sans trop savoir pourquoi&#8230; Une moquerie d&rsquo;une de mes anciennes <a title=\"Les nuances de l'ombre\" href=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=10954\" target=\"_blank\">profs de fran\u00e7ais<\/a> au lyc\u00e9e \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9gard d&rsquo;une de ses coll\u00e8gues, en l&rsquo;occurrence ma prof de physique. Ma prof de physique avait en effet un\u00a0tic verbal qui ne plaisait absolument pas \u00e0 ma prof de fran\u00e7ais, facile \u00e0 contrarier il faut l&rsquo;avouer&#8230; Elle disait : \u00ab\u00a0J&rsquo;vous dis pas !\u00a0\u00bb Et \u00e9videmment, elle encha\u00eenait en nous disant, ce qui bien s\u00fbr, \u00e9tait contradictoire avec le fait d&rsquo;annoncer qu&rsquo;elle n&rsquo;allait pas nous dire. Voil\u00e0 ce qui aga\u00e7ait furieusement ma prof de fran\u00e7ais au point qu&rsquo;elle allait parfois jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 l&rsquo;imiter en plein cours. J&rsquo;aurais bien voulu voir comment elle g\u00e9rait la cin\u00e9tique et la thermodynamique&#8230; Bref, si, apr\u00e8s un voyage spatio-temporel vers le futur, ma prof de physique avait atterri\u00a0sur cette plage de Cu Da\u00ef pr\u00e8s de Ho\u00ef An au Vietnam, elle aurait naturellement lanc\u00e9 : \u00ab\u00a0J&rsquo;vous dis pas ! Il y avait un de ces mondes ! 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