{"id":21279,"date":"2018-03-29T00:27:46","date_gmt":"2018-03-28T23:27:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=21279"},"modified":"2018-03-29T00:29:36","modified_gmt":"2018-03-28T23:29:36","slug":"linfaillible-strategie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=21279","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;infaillible strat\u00e9gie"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"wpsocialite social-buttons large\"><\/ul><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/DSC5700-72.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21280 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/DSC5700-72.jpg\" alt=\"L'infaillible strat\u00e9gie\" width=\"550\" height=\"367\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/DSC5700-72.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/DSC5700-72-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Vous est-il d\u00e9j\u00e0 arriv\u00e9 d&rsquo;oublier que vous aviez tel livre ou tel DVD (oui, je suis has been&#8230; m\u00eame cette expression est has been d&rsquo;ailleurs) ou telle perceuse ou tel appareil \u00e0 raclette (combien d&rsquo;entre vous ont saliv\u00e9 en s&rsquo;imaginant en manger une prochainement\u00a0?) ou telle valise (je suis\u00a0plut\u00f4t sac \u00e0 dos) \u00e0 rapporter \u00e0 Bidule que vous voyez justement ce soir alors que vous y avez pens\u00e9 pendant toute la journ\u00e9e (un peu comme les anniversaires que vous zappez le jour J quand bien m\u00eame\u00a0ils ont occup\u00e9 votre esprit la veille) ? Cela m&rsquo;arrivait tout le temps jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 ce que je n&rsquo;instaure une r\u00e8gle anti-oubli quasi infaillible\u00a0: mettre ledit objet en plein milieu du couloir, de la pi\u00e8ce, du sas, de l&rsquo;entr\u00e9e, enfin, de ce point particulier o\u00f9, dans des conditions normales de vie, tous les pas convergent in\u00e9vitablement avant de pouvoir s&rsquo;extraire de chez soi. Evidemment, quand j&rsquo;ai \u00e9chafaud\u00e9 ce plan machiav\u00e9lique contre l&rsquo;oubli, j&rsquo;ai totalement oubli\u00e9 que je pouvais \u00e9galement oublier que j&rsquo;avais mis tel objet \u00e0 cet endroit pr\u00e9cis (tr\u00e8s g\u00eanant en\u00a0g\u00e9n\u00e9ral) pour ne pas oublier que je ne devais pas oublier de l&#8217;emporter. Agac\u00e9e par ce qui pourrait s&rsquo;apparenter \u00e0 un capharna\u00fcm embryonnaire, il m&rsquo;est en effet plusieurs fois arriv\u00e9 de le r\u00e9cup\u00e9rer pour le ranger. 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