{"id":20984,"date":"2018-02-14T00:05:57","date_gmt":"2018-02-13T23:05:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=20984"},"modified":"2018-02-14T00:14:11","modified_gmt":"2018-02-13T23:14:11","slug":"coup-de-panique","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=20984","title":{"rendered":"Coup de panique !"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"wpsocialite social-buttons large\"><\/ul><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/DSC6835-72.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-20985 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/DSC6835-72.jpg\" alt=\"_DSC6835-72\" width=\"550\" height=\"824\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/DSC6835-72.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/DSC6835-72-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">J&rsquo;aime cet exercice de pens\u00e9e totalement gratuit et inv\u00e9rifiable qui consiste \u00e0 imaginer ce qui a conduit \u00e0 l&rsquo;existence d&rsquo;un ph\u00e9nom\u00e8ne. Le gang des Prudopunkt a manifestement repris du service apr\u00e8s quelques semaines \u00e0 faire profil bas\u00a0! Ce groupuscule rassemblant des personnes \u00e2g\u00e9es de 7 \u00e0 77 ans &#8211; oui, comme les lecteurs des Tintin &#8211; amatrices de land art mais bizarrement\u00a0\u00e9troites d&rsquo;esprit, s&rsquo;est en effet mis en t\u00eate d&rsquo;intervenir sur toutes les sculptures de corps d\u00e9nud\u00e9s de la ville de Berlin. So schockierend n&rsquo;est-ce pas ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Les Prudopunkt\u00a0agissent essentiellement la nuit pour des raisons \u00e9videntes qu&rsquo;il est inutile de d\u00e9tailler ici, ce qui ne les emp\u00eache pas de se faire\u00a0souvent surprendre, leurs lampes frontales trop fortes alertant les voisins. Les Prudopunkt ma\u00eetrisent \u00e9videmment tous les noeuds marins,\u00a0qu&rsquo;ils sont capables de r\u00e9aliser les yeux ferm\u00e9s avec des\u00a0lianes, des tiges&#8230; Par principe, ils n&rsquo;utilisent d&rsquo;ailleurs\u00a0que\u00a0des\u00a0mat\u00e9riaux v\u00e9g\u00e9taux trouv\u00e9s \u00e0\u00a0proximit\u00e9 de leur futur forfait, qu&rsquo;ils ne per\u00e7oivent\u00a0bien s\u00fbr pas comme tel. Ce soir-l\u00e0, Birgit\u00a0est\u00a0aux commandes. Elle est m\u00eame particuli\u00e8rement\u00a0fi\u00e8re de sa fine ceinture de liane et du noeud coulant qui lui a permis de placer\u00a0subtilement\u00a0cette feuille d&rsquo;\u00e9rable dess\u00e9ch\u00e9e devant l&rsquo;objet du d\u00e9lit. En rentrant chez elle, ext\u00e9nu\u00e9e, Birgit\u00a0\u00e9prouve pour la premi\u00e8re fois de la journ\u00e9e\u00a0cette douce sensation du devoir accompli.\u00a0Seulement, Birgit\u00a0n&rsquo;a pas anticip\u00e9 la bise matinale du lendemain, qui, bien en verve ce jour-l\u00e0, n&rsquo;a eu qu&rsquo;\u00e0 souffler un peu pour faire\u00a0glisser la feuille vers des latitudes plus basses, exposant \u00e0 nouveau, non sans une pointe d&rsquo;humour et de moquerie, ce qu&rsquo;elle s&rsquo;\u00e9tait attach\u00e9\u00a0\u00e0 cacher avec application&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"iLikeThis-20984\" class=\"iLikeThis\"><span class=\"counter\"><a onclick=\"likeThis(20984);\" class=\"image\">9<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.loucamino.com%2F%3Fp%3D20984&amp;t=Coup%20de%20panique%20%21\" id=\"facebook_share_both_20984\" style=\"font-size:11px; line-height:13px; font-family:'lucida grande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif; text-decoration:none; padding:2px 0 0 20px; height:16px; background:url(http:\/\/b.static.ak.fbcdn.net\/images\/share\/facebook_share_icon.gif) no-repeat top left;\">Share on Facebook<\/a><br \/>\n\t<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\t<!--\n\tvar button = document.getElementById('facebook_share_link_20984') || document.getElementById('facebook_share_icon_20984') || document.getElementById('facebook_share_both_20984') || document.getElementById('facebook_share_button_20984');\n\tif (button) {\n\t\tbutton.onclick = function(e) {\n\t\t\tvar url = this.href.replace(\/share\\.php\/, 'sharer.php');\n\t\t\twindow.open(url,'sharer','toolbar=0,status=0,width=626,height=436');\n\t\t\treturn false;\n\t\t}\n\t\n\t\tif (button.id === 'facebook_share_button_20984') {\n\t\t\tbutton.onmouseover = function(){\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.color='#fff';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.borderColor = '#295582';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.backgroundColor = '#3b5998';\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\tbutton.onmouseout = function(){\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.color = '#3b5998';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.borderColor = '#d8dfea';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.backgroundColor = '#fff';\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t}\n\t}\n\t-->\n\t<\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J&rsquo;aime cet exercice de pens\u00e9e totalement gratuit et inv\u00e9rifiable qui consiste \u00e0 imaginer ce qui a conduit \u00e0 l&rsquo;existence d&rsquo;un ph\u00e9nom\u00e8ne. Le gang des Prudopunkt a manifestement repris du service apr\u00e8s quelques semaines \u00e0 faire profil bas\u00a0! 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