{"id":20456,"date":"2015-12-24T22:49:34","date_gmt":"2015-12-24T21:49:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=20456"},"modified":"2015-12-25T00:09:13","modified_gmt":"2015-12-24T23:09:13","slug":"le-pot-de-confiture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=20456","title":{"rendered":"Le pot de confiture"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"wpsocialite social-buttons large\"><\/ul><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Kerguelen214-1_72.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-20457\" src=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Kerguelen214-1_72.jpg\" alt=\"Le pot de confiture\" width=\"550\" height=\"351\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Kerguelen214-1_72.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Kerguelen214-1_72-300x191.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Histoire vraie : figurez-vous que la claque la plus douloureuse que j&rsquo;aie jamais re\u00e7ue m&rsquo;a \u00e9t\u00e9 d\u00e9livr\u00e9e par un manchot. Sans cette photographie, vous pourriez croire que je me moque de vous. Il n&rsquo;en est rien. Il faut dire que je l&rsquo;avais (presque) cherch\u00e9e. Ma mission, que j&rsquo;avais accept\u00e9e les yeux ferm\u00e9s, pleine d&rsquo;un m\u00e9lange d&rsquo;insouciance et d&rsquo;ignorance : inciter ces gorfous sauteurs \u00e0 se redresser un peu, au moins suffisamment pour \u00eatre en mesure de v\u00e9rifier s&rsquo;ils couvaient un ou deux \u0153ufs. C&rsquo;\u00e9tait pr\u00e9cis\u00e9ment ma mission, que j&rsquo;\u00e9tais bien d\u00e9cid\u00e9e \u00e0 honorer aussi s\u00e9rieusement que possible. Jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 l&rsquo;incident.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mon \u00e9tourderie de d\u00e9butante ? M&rsquo;approcher un peu trop de ceux qui n&rsquo;obtemp\u00e9raient pas, non pas pour les impressionner mais plut\u00f4t pour les motiver. Puis tendre la main. Erreur fatale. Le geste, per\u00e7u comme une menace, ne pouvait passer inaper\u00e7u et la riposte n&rsquo;avait pas \u00e9t\u00e9 longue \u00e0 se faire sentir :\u00a0 je m&rsquo;\u00e9tais donc pris un vif, sec et net coup d&rsquo;aileron. Un condens\u00e9 de muscles tendus. L&rsquo;\u00e9quivalent nerveux d&rsquo;une planche de bois. La claque la plus inattendue de ma vie ! Je n&rsquo;ai plus jamais tendu la main \u00e0 un manchot. 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Sans cette photographie, vous pourriez croire que je me moque de vous. Il n&rsquo;en est rien. Il faut dire que je l&rsquo;avais (presque) cherch\u00e9e. 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