{"id":20306,"date":"2015-11-25T00:49:52","date_gmt":"2015-11-24T23:49:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=20306"},"modified":"2015-11-25T00:49:52","modified_gmt":"2015-11-24T23:49:52","slug":"le-paradoxe-de-la-clementine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=20306","title":{"rendered":"Le paradoxe de la cl\u00e9mentine"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"wpsocialite social-buttons large\"><\/ul><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/LouCamino390Sapins_1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-20307\" src=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/LouCamino390Sapins_1.jpg\" alt=\"Le paradoxe de la cl\u00e9mentine\" width=\"550\" height=\"733\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/LouCamino390Sapins_1.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/LouCamino390Sapins_1-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nous sommes d&rsquo;accord, il s&rsquo;agit bien l\u00e0 de sapins, qui plus est l\u00e2chement abandonn\u00e9s apr\u00e8s parfois deux mois de bons et loyaux services, et non pas de cl\u00e9mentines. Je vous demanderai donc de faire un petit effort d&rsquo;imagination et de remplacer, mentalement simplement, ces sapins de Nordmann verts par de belles cl\u00e9mentines de Corse oranges. Simplement, gardez le sachet, il est important.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Je me suis donc aper\u00e7ue, \u00e0 la derni\u00e8re saison des cl\u00e9mentines, que j&rsquo;avais un comportement \u00e9trange face \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9tal. J&rsquo;ai fini par lui donner un nom : le paradoxe de la cl\u00e9mentine. De quoi s&rsquo;agit-il exactement ? Sachez que je ne suis pas du genre \u00e0 plonger la main dans la montagne d&rsquo;agrumes pour d\u00e9verser le tout dans un sachet plastique que j&rsquo;aurais mis 2 minutes \u00e0 ouvrir tout en pestant. Non, mes cl\u00e9mentines, je les choisis l&rsquo;une apr\u00e8s l&rsquo;autre, comme si j&rsquo;\u00e9tais d\u00e9j\u00e0 en train de les manger. J&rsquo;\u00e9carte bien \u00e9videmment les ab\u00eem\u00e9es, les \u00e9cras\u00e9es, les attaqu\u00e9es, les g\u00e2t\u00e9es et en rep\u00e8re quelques unes du regard en veillant \u00e0 ne s\u00e9lectionner que celles dont la peau colle \u00e0 la peau. Les meilleures, dit-on. Ce premier balayage m&rsquo;a g\u00e9n\u00e9ralement permis d&rsquo;ouvrir le sachet sans m&rsquo;\u00e9nerver et je peux alors y d\u00e9poser tranquillement les cl\u00e9mentines \u00e0 fort potentiel apr\u00e8s une ultime v\u00e9rification consistant la plupart du temps \u00e0 les retourner dans un sens puis dans l&rsquo;autre. Pourtant, alors que cette s\u00e9lection raisonn\u00e9e ne laisse absolument aucune place au hasard, je glisse syst\u00e9matiquement dans ce sac une cl\u00e9mentine emmitoufl\u00e9e dans un bout de papier publicitaire \u00e0 propos de laquelle j&rsquo;accepte de ne rien savoir quant \u00e0 son \u00e9tat de sant\u00e9. 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Je vous demanderai donc de faire un petit effort d&rsquo;imagination et de remplacer, mentalement simplement, ces sapins de Nordmann verts par de belles cl\u00e9mentines de Corse oranges. 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