{"id":19904,"date":"2015-09-05T00:13:27","date_gmt":"2015-09-04T23:13:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=19904"},"modified":"2015-12-01T01:12:17","modified_gmt":"2015-12-01T00:12:17","slug":"la-balanciel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=19904","title":{"rendered":"La balanciel"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"wpsocialite social-buttons large\"><\/ul><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/DSC7155-1_72.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19905\" src=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/DSC7155-1_72.jpg\" alt=\"La balanciel\" width=\"550\" height=\"367\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/DSC7155-1_72.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/DSC7155-1_72-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Je poursuis mon inventaire tr\u00e8s personnel des n\u00e9ophotologismes avec cette splendide \u00ab\u00a0balanciel\u00a0\u00bb, autrement dit, une\u00a0balan\u00e7oire ayant l&rsquo;\u00e9trange particularit\u00e9 d&rsquo;\u00eatre accroch\u00e9e au ciel. J&rsquo;en conviens, si nous nous laissons aller \u00e0 \u00eatre\u00a0un peu trop terre \u00e0 terre\u00a0en nous r\u00e9f\u00e9rant uniquement \u00e0\u00a0nos connaissances actuelles sur le ciel, et en particulier, sur sa composition &#8211;\u00a0une bonne dose de diazote, une quantit\u00e9 raisonnable de dioxyg\u00e8ne, une pinc\u00e9e d&rsquo;argon et un\u00a0soup\u00e7on de dioxyde de carbone, en r\u00e9sum\u00e9, de l&rsquo;air, donc, un gaz, donc une substance occupant tout l&rsquo;espace disponible et surtout non pr\u00e9hensible, a fortiori auquel on peut difficilement accrocher quoi que ce soit -, l&rsquo;existence de la balanciel est difficile \u00e0 concevoir. D&rsquo;o\u00f9 l&rsquo;int\u00e9r\u00eat et la force\u00a0de\u00a0la\u00a0preuve par l&rsquo;image !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Quant \u00e0 se\u00a0hisser jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 elle,\u00a0deux solutions. La premi\u00e8re, des plus\u00a0logiques : le ciel d\u00e9roule ses bras de corde jusqu&rsquo;au sol et, comme avec la balan\u00e7oire, qui se pratique \u00e9galement en journ\u00e9e, il vous suffit de vous poser sur la planche avant que le ciel ne vous remonte \u00e0 sa hauteur, et convoque un l\u00e9ger z\u00e9phyr\u00a0pour\u00a0vous balancer sans que vous n&rsquo;attrapiez froid ou ayez mal au coeur. Seconde option, bien plus amusante mais aussi relativement\u00a0risqu\u00e9e : sauter sur un trampoline jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 atteindre ladite planche d\u00e9j\u00e0 haut perch\u00e9e, s&rsquo;y harponner tant bien que mal, et, par chance, se la couler douce dans les airs&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"iLikeThis-19904\" class=\"iLikeThis\"><span class=\"counter\"><a onclick=\"likeThis(19904);\" class=\"image\">8<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.loucamino.com%2F%3Fp%3D19904&amp;t=La%20balanciel\" id=\"facebook_share_both_19904\" style=\"font-size:11px; line-height:13px; font-family:'lucida grande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif; text-decoration:none; padding:2px 0 0 20px; height:16px; background:url(http:\/\/b.static.ak.fbcdn.net\/images\/share\/facebook_share_icon.gif) no-repeat top left;\">Share on Facebook<\/a><br \/>\n\t<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\t<!--\n\tvar button = document.getElementById('facebook_share_link_19904') || document.getElementById('facebook_share_icon_19904') || document.getElementById('facebook_share_both_19904') || document.getElementById('facebook_share_button_19904');\n\tif (button) {\n\t\tbutton.onclick = function(e) {\n\t\t\tvar url = this.href.replace(\/share\\.php\/, 'sharer.php');\n\t\t\twindow.open(url,'sharer','toolbar=0,status=0,width=626,height=436');\n\t\t\treturn false;\n\t\t}\n\t\n\t\tif (button.id === 'facebook_share_button_19904') {\n\t\t\tbutton.onmouseover = function(){\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.color='#fff';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.borderColor = '#295582';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.backgroundColor = '#3b5998';\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\tbutton.onmouseout = function(){\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.color = '#3b5998';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.borderColor = '#d8dfea';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.backgroundColor = '#fff';\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t}\n\t}\n\t-->\n\t<\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je poursuis mon inventaire tr\u00e8s personnel des n\u00e9ophotologismes avec cette splendide \u00ab\u00a0balanciel\u00a0\u00bb, autrement dit, une\u00a0balan\u00e7oire ayant l&rsquo;\u00e9trange particularit\u00e9 d&rsquo;\u00eatre accroch\u00e9e au ciel. J&rsquo;en conviens, si nous nous laissons aller \u00e0 \u00eatre\u00a0un peu trop terre \u00e0 terre\u00a0en nous r\u00e9f\u00e9rant uniquement \u00e0\u00a0nos connaissances actuelles sur le ciel, et en particulier, sur sa composition &#8211;\u00a0une bonne dose de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.loucamino.com%2F%3Fp%3D19904&amp;t=La%20balanciel\" id=\"facebook_share_both_19904\" style=\"font-size:11px; line-height:13px; font-family:'lucida grande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif; text-decoration:none; padding:2px 0 0 20px; height:16px; background:url(http:\/\/b.static.ak.fbcdn.net\/images\/share\/facebook_share_icon.gif) no-repeat top left;\">Share on Facebook<\/a>\r\n\t<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n\t<!--\r\n\tvar button = document.getElementById('facebook_share_link_19904') || document.getElementById('facebook_share_icon_19904') || document.getElementById('facebook_share_both_19904') || document.getElementById('facebook_share_button_19904');\r\n\tif (button) {\r\n\t\tbutton.onclick = function(e) {\r\n\t\t\tvar url = this.href.replace(\/share\\.php\/, 'sharer.php');\r\n\t\t\twindow.open(url,'sharer','toolbar=0,status=0,width=626,height=436');\r\n\t\t\treturn false;\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t\r\n\t\tif (button.id === 'facebook_share_button_19904') {\r\n\t\t\tbutton.onmouseover = function(){\r\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.color='#fff';\r\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.borderColor = '#295582';\r\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.backgroundColor = '#3b5998';\r\n\t\t\t}\r\n\t\t\tbutton.onmouseout = function(){\r\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.color = '#3b5998';\r\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.borderColor = '#d8dfea';\r\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.backgroundColor = '#fff';\r\n\t\t\t}\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t}\r\n\t-->\r\n\t<\/script>\r\n\t","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[3312,382,49,31,20,189,570,3252,3315,177,91,3314,502,1655],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19904"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19904"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19904\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19908,"href":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19904\/revisions\/19908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}