{"id":18803,"date":"2015-04-24T22:15:10","date_gmt":"2015-04-24T21:15:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=18803"},"modified":"2015-04-25T07:17:22","modified_gmt":"2015-04-25T06:17:22","slug":"et-si","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=18803","title":{"rendered":"Je l&rsquo;ai, quoi ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"wpsocialite social-buttons large\"><\/ul><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/P1300815-1_72.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-18804\" src=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/P1300815-1_72.jpg\" alt=\"Et si...\" width=\"550\" height=\"367\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/P1300815-1_72.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/P1300815-1_72-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Et il s&rsquo;agissait vraiment\u00a0d&rsquo;un vaisseau spatial repli\u00e9 sur lui-m\u00eame\u00a0p\u00e9riode origami en mission d&rsquo;observation sur Terre, j&rsquo;aimerais \u00e9galement emporter un souvenir de lui avant qu&rsquo;il ne reparte\u00a0dans sa tr\u00e8s lointaine galaxie raconter \u00e0 ses pairs que des milliers d&rsquo;humains lui ont bizarrement tourn\u00e9 autour, toujours dans la m\u00eame configuration sans qu&rsquo;il ne comprenne r\u00e9ellement pourquoi : un lui faisait face \u00e0 une distance variable, portant une petite boite noire devant le visage ou sur l&rsquo;oeil, et souvent dans des postures \u00e9tranges, un autre (voire des autres), toujours plus proche(s) de lui, lui montrai(en)t son (leur) dos et regardai(en)t syst\u00e9matiquement dans la direction de la personne \u00e0 la bo\u00eete, qui, parfois, projetait aussi des \u00e9clairs&#8230; La sc\u00e8ne s&rsquo;achevait d\u00e8s lors que cette derni\u00e8re lan\u00e7ait \u00e0 ses cong\u00e9n\u00e8res : \u00ab\u00a0c&rsquo;est bon, je l&rsquo;ai !\u00a0\u00bb. C&rsquo;est-\u00e0-dire au bout de quelques secondes pour les plus rapides, quelques minutes au pire. 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