{"id":1651,"date":"2010-08-10T12:06:30","date_gmt":"2010-08-10T10:06:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=1651"},"modified":"2011-05-11T17:56:40","modified_gmt":"2011-05-12T00:56:40","slug":"humour-vache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=1651","title":{"rendered":"Humour vache"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"wpsocialite social-buttons large\"><\/ul><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/DSC_1735_C_72.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1652\" title=\"DSC_1735_C_72\" src=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/DSC_1735_C_72.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"368\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/DSC_1735_C_72.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/DSC_1735_C_72-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Marguerite, alias 8511, \u00e0 en croire le nom de code grav\u00e9 sur sa belle boucle d&rsquo;identification en polyur\u00e9thane (oui, oui, je cr\u00e2ne). En tout cas, belle vache, belle pr\u00e9sence, malgr\u00e9 ce charmant strabisme. Ou peut-\u00eatre m\u00eame, gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 ce charmant strabisme. \u00ab\u00a0Une vache, quoi !\u00a0\u00bb me r\u00e9torquent certains en me narguant. C&rsquo;est que la citadine que je suis le plus clair de mon temps n&rsquo;est pas habitu\u00e9e \u00e0 ce type de vache-l\u00e0&#8230; Et de fait, s&rsquo;\u00e9merveille de toute expression naturelle de la <a title=\"La disparition\" href=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=2216\" target=\"_self\">Nature<\/a>. Quelques heures plus tard, la Voie Lact\u00e9e se laissant admirer dans un ciel pur parsem\u00e9 d&rsquo;\u00e9toiles (mais pas prendre en photo&#8230;) provoque le m\u00eame effet. 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En tout cas, belle vache, belle pr\u00e9sence, malgr\u00e9 ce charmant strabisme. Ou peut-\u00eatre m\u00eame, gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 ce charmant strabisme. \u00ab\u00a0Une vache, quoi !\u00a0\u00bb me r\u00e9torquent certains en me narguant. 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