{"id":14520,"date":"2013-11-02T23:43:27","date_gmt":"2013-11-02T22:43:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=14520"},"modified":"2013-11-03T23:35:25","modified_gmt":"2013-11-03T22:35:25","slug":"labeille-et-le-papillon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=14520","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;abeille et le papillon"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"wpsocialite social-buttons large\"><\/ul><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/DSC_9692-1_72.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14521\" title=\"DSC_9692-1_72\" src=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/DSC_9692-1_72.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"368\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/DSC_9692-1_72.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/DSC_9692-1_72-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Une abeille est entr\u00e9e dans la cabine pendant que Bob, appelons-le Bob, mon h\u00e9ros r\u00e9current am\u00e9ricain &#8211; ce qui, soit dit en passant, me refait penser \u00e0 une lointaine et amusante incompr\u00e9hension orale&#8230; Un cours sur la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision pendant lequel le professeur se met \u00e0 nous parler des films a\u00e9ro-r\u00e9currents&#8230; A\u00e9ro-r\u00e9currents, j&rsquo;entends bien mais je m&rsquo;interroge sur la nature exacte de cette cat\u00e9gorie tout en m&rsquo;\u00e9tonnant que les films sur l&rsquo;aviation constituent une niche si importante. J&rsquo;avoue que cela m&rsquo;avait compl\u00e8tement \u00e9chapp\u00e9&#8230; Jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 ce qu&rsquo;une ampoule de 40 W s&rsquo;allume dans ma petite t\u00eate et que je r\u00e9alise qu&rsquo;elle ne parlait aucunement des exploits de Mermoz ou autre Dieudonn\u00e9 Costes mais de films \u00ab\u00a0\u00e0 h\u00e9ros r\u00e9currents\u00a0\u00bb. En somme, de personnages de s\u00e9ries. Je me suis sentie bien b\u00eate.<\/p>\n<p>Mais revenons \u00e0 Bob dans sa cabine, tranquillement en train de boire sa bi\u00e8re et d&rsquo;\u00e9couter un peu de country, un vieux tube de Bill Monroe qui passe \u00e0 la radio. Bob, une force de la nature d&rsquo;1m98 &#8211; il doit plier la t\u00eate pour entrer dans son cockpit, ses genoux touchent le volant pourtant sur\u00e9lev\u00e9 et il est oblig\u00e9 d&rsquo;\u00e9carter un peu les jambes pour conduire, ce qui, \u00e0 la fin de la journ\u00e9e, lui provoque toujours de douloureuses crampes. Bob n&rsquo;a peur de rien. Sauf des abeilles. Imaginez donc sa r\u00e9action en r\u00e9alisant que l&rsquo;une de ses repr\u00e9sentantes s&rsquo;est \u00e9gar\u00e9e dans son univers d&rsquo;un m\u00e8tre cube ! Il a attrap\u00e9 son magazine d&rsquo;ao\u00fbt sur les tracteurs nouvelle g\u00e9n\u00e9ration de la main gauche pour taper partout o\u00f9 passait l&rsquo;hym\u00e9nopt\u00e8re, en vain \u00e9videmment, tout en dirigeant son imposante machine avec son bras droit. Enfin, dirigeant, c&rsquo;est un bien grand mot quand on voit les traces qu&rsquo;il a laiss\u00e9es dans son beau champ de bl\u00e9 jeune au terme de cette bataille hors normes qui s&rsquo;est sold\u00e9e par trois piq\u00fbres, deux bleus (de malheureux coups de magazine sur le visage) et une abeille m\u00e9chamment secou\u00e9e mais bien vivante. 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