{"id":10841,"date":"2012-10-14T23:55:56","date_gmt":"2012-10-14T21:55:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=10841"},"modified":"2012-10-15T00:18:49","modified_gmt":"2012-10-14T22:18:49","slug":"y-a-quelquun-qui-parle-comme-maman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=10841","title":{"rendered":"Y a quelqu&rsquo;un qui parle comme maman !"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"wpsocialite social-buttons large\"><\/ul><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/DSC_7337-1_72.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10844\" title=\"DSC_7337-1_72\" src=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/DSC_7337-1_72.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"368\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/DSC_7337-1_72.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/DSC_7337-1_72-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Comment ? Y a quelqu&rsquo;un qui parle comme maman ? Ah oui ! Y a quelqu&rsquo;un qui parle comme maman&#8230; Oh\u00e9 ! Une seconde apr\u00e8s : <em>Oh\u00e9 !<\/em> Une autre seconde plus tard encore : <em>Oh\u00e9 !<\/em> Clap <em>clap clap<\/em> ! C&rsquo;est vrai, dis donc ! <em>C&rsquo;est vrai dis donc..<\/em>. <em>C&rsquo;est vrai dis donc&#8230;<\/em> C&rsquo;est l&rsquo;\u00e9cho ! <em>C&rsquo;est l&rsquo;\u00e9cho ! C&rsquo;est l&rsquo;\u00e9cho !<\/em> C&rsquo;est quoi ? <em>C&rsquo;est quoi ?<\/em> L&rsquo;\u00e9cho ! <em>L&rsquo;\u00e9cho !<\/em> Il est toujours l\u00e0, celui-l\u00e0, celui-l\u00e0, <em>celui-l\u00e0<\/em>&#8230; Il nous suit, <em>nous suit, nous suit<\/em>&#8230; Dans le m\u00e9tro, <em>m\u00e9tro, m\u00e9tro<\/em>, la cage d&rsquo;escalier <em>calier calier<\/em> ou m\u00eame \u00e0 la montagne, <em>montagne, montagne<\/em>&#8230; Eee-cchooo ? <em>Eee-cchooo ! Eee-cchooo !<\/em> C&rsquo;est amusant quand m\u00eame&#8230; <em>C&rsquo;est amusant quand m\u00eame&#8230;<\/em> Mais, t&rsquo;arr\u00eate euh ! <em>Mais, t&rsquo;arr\u00eate euh !<\/em> Non, franchement, l\u00e0, ce n&rsquo;est plus dr\u00f4le ! <em>Non, franchement, l\u00e0, ce n&rsquo;est plus dr\u00f4le !<\/em> J&rsquo;en ai marrrrrrrreeeeeeeee ! <em>J&rsquo;en ai marrrrrreeeeeeee !<\/em> Il ne se fatigue jamais j<em>amais jamais<\/em> de faire le perroquet <em>perroquet perroquet<\/em> comme \u00e7a, comme \u00e7a, <em>comme \u00e7a<\/em>, de fa\u00e7on totalement inopin\u00e9e ? Et bien non puisque telle est sa fonction, <em>sa fonction, sa fonction<\/em> ! Ahahahaha ! <em>Ahahahaha ! Ahahahaha !<\/em> Il m&rsquo;\u00e9nerve ! <em>Il m&rsquo;\u00e9nerve ! Il m&rsquo;\u00e9nerve !<\/em> Allez, montre toi si t&rsquo;es un homme ! <em>Allez, montre toi si t&rsquo;es un homme ?<\/em> C&rsquo;est trop facile <em>c&rsquo;est trop facile<\/em> de se cacher et de se contenter de se contenter de r\u00e9p\u00e9ter <em>de r\u00e9p\u00e9ter<\/em> ce que je dis <em>de se contenter de r\u00e9p\u00e9ter ce que je dis<\/em> ! C&rsquo;est ce que tu crois ! Comment ? <em>Comment ?<\/em> Qu&rsquo;as-tu dis ? <em>Qu&rsquo;as-tu dis ?<\/em> Ah non, hein, pas de ce petit jeu avec moi ! <em>Ah non, hein, pas de ce petit jeu avec moi !<\/em> Ok, puisque tu le prends comme \u00e7a, je me tais, silence, nada, rien, je me tais et on verra bien qui sera le plus fort ! <em>Ok, puisque tu le prends comme \u00e7a, je me tais, silence, nada, rien, je me tais, je me tais, je me tais et on verra bien qui sera le plus fort !<\/em> (Silence effectif pendant 23 secondes) Aha, j&rsquo;ai gagn\u00e9 ! <em>Aha, j&rsquo;ai gagn\u00e9 !<\/em> Et zut&#8230; <em>Et zut&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<div id=\"iLikeThis-10841\" class=\"iLikeThis\"><span class=\"counter\"><a onclick=\"likeThis(10841);\" class=\"image\">7<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.loucamino.com%2F%3Fp%3D10841&amp;t=Y%20a%20quelqu%27un%20qui%20parle%20comme%20maman%20%21\" id=\"facebook_share_both_10841\" style=\"font-size:11px; line-height:13px; font-family:'lucida grande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif; text-decoration:none; padding:2px 0 0 20px; height:16px; background:url(http:\/\/b.static.ak.fbcdn.net\/images\/share\/facebook_share_icon.gif) no-repeat top left;\">Share on Facebook<\/a><br \/>\n\t<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\t<!--\n\tvar button = document.getElementById('facebook_share_link_10841') || document.getElementById('facebook_share_icon_10841') || document.getElementById('facebook_share_both_10841') || document.getElementById('facebook_share_button_10841');\n\tif (button) {\n\t\tbutton.onclick = function(e) {\n\t\t\tvar url = this.href.replace(\/share\\.php\/, 'sharer.php');\n\t\t\twindow.open(url,'sharer','toolbar=0,status=0,width=626,height=436');\n\t\t\treturn false;\n\t\t}\n\t\n\t\tif (button.id === 'facebook_share_button_10841') {\n\t\t\tbutton.onmouseover = function(){\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.color='#fff';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.borderColor = '#295582';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.backgroundColor = '#3b5998';\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\tbutton.onmouseout = function(){\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.color = '#3b5998';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.borderColor = '#d8dfea';\n\t\t\t\tthis.style.backgroundColor = '#fff';\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t}\n\t}\n\t-->\n\t<\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comment ? 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