{"id":10662,"date":"2012-09-20T23:58:29","date_gmt":"2012-09-20T21:58:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=10662"},"modified":"2012-09-21T01:05:20","modified_gmt":"2012-09-20T23:05:20","slug":"les-mouettes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/?p=10662","title":{"rendered":"Chassez le naturel&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"wpsocialite social-buttons large\"><\/ul><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/P1280350-1_72.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10663\" title=\"P1280350-1_72\" src=\"http:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/P1280350-1_72.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"366\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/P1280350-1_72.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.loucamino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/P1280350-1_72-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Au d\u00e9part, c&rsquo;est le bruit qui attire. Celui de cris, r\u00e9p\u00e9t\u00e9s, aigus, empress\u00e9s. Celui de la sortie de bain pr\u00e9cipit\u00e9e des mouettes du secteur, de leurs paires d&rsquo;ailes battant fr\u00e9n\u00e9tiquement l&rsquo;air au risque de s&rsquo;entrechoquer. De leurs d\u00e9placements coordonn\u00e9s mais bizarrement anarchiques vers un point convergeant rapidement identifi\u00e9 : un buffet garni, gratuit, mais quantitativement limit\u00e9, vient d&rsquo;ouvrir. En l&rsquo;\u00e9tat : des maquereaux frais. Le luxe, quotidien, \u00e0 port\u00e9e de bec ! Mais pas pour tous les piafs, m\u00eame si tous tentent de s&rsquo;en approcher&#8230; En lieu et place du civisme, de la g\u00e9n\u00e9rosit\u00e9 et du sens du partage que ces ail\u00e9s faussement affam\u00e9s et pas assez prompts esp\u00e8rent, les plus viles strat\u00e9gies se mettent rapidement en place pour r\u00e9cup\u00e9rer un morceau de poisson ingurgit\u00e9, r\u00e9gurgit\u00e9, d\u00e9chiquet\u00e9, partag\u00e9, explos\u00e9, diss\u00e9min\u00e9. Coups d&rsquo;ailes, coups de becs, prises d&rsquo;assaut, squattage intempestif, oubli\u00e9es les bonnes mani\u00e8res, les salamalecs et la solidarit\u00e9 aviaire, quand le maquereau arrive, c&rsquo;est chacun pour soi ! Ce soir, j&rsquo;\u00e9tais \u00e0 un vernissage, avec discours et petits fours. 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